Some jokes for ya'll ?
A battle weary American soldier boarded a crowded train in in London during the early days of post-WWII, only to discover he was unable to find a place to sit. As he walked the length of the train, he noticed a small white dog curled up on one of the seats. A large, well dressed woman sat in the seat next to the dog. The man hovered near the seat, hoping the woman would take the hint, but she pointedly ignored him. "Excuse me, Ma'am," the soldier finally spoke, "Is this your dog? Would you mind holding it on your lap so that I may sit down?" The woman raised her icy gaze to the young man and said in a haughty British accent, "oh! You Americans. You are so rude. Fluffy is in that seat, and i see no reason why she should give up her comfort for you." The exhausted soldier nodded, picked up the small dog ... leaned over ... opened the window of the moving train and tossed the dog out. The woman gaped and spluttered in horrified indignation, and the man sitting across from her lowered his newspaper. "You Americans", he said, "You drive on the wrong side of the road ... you eat with the wrong fork ... and you just threw the wrong bitch out the window." ......................................... A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked. Her young, aggressive boss motioned her into his office one afternoon and closed the door. Pointing to her tightly covered derriere, he asked, "Is that for sale?" "Of course not!" she snapped angrily, blushing furiously. Unchanged, he replied quietly, "Then, I suggest you quit advertising it." ................................ read this one out loud: Learn chinese in 5 minutes Dildo - Fun Toi Ex-wife - Fa Kin Sau Where´s the restroom? - Ai Pe Nau I absolutely agree! - No Daut Jesus Child - Ho Li Boi Dogshit under my shoe - Stin Kin Puh Stop teasing me! - Tat Nut Fun Annoying kid - Hit Tat Boi Cough up some dough! - Pei Nau Go for a ride for free - Hit Hai King I think our friend is homo - He Gai Your price is too high - Ai No Bai Dam Ting That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching You are not very bright - Yu So Dum I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum Hey, I think we have a serious problem here! - Sum Ting Wong Having an early orgasm - Kum Tu Suun Saying the same thing several times - Ri Pi Ting Are You horny? - Yu Har Dik You´re just so stupid - Fak Ju I just get drunk so easy - On Li Tu Oh, You´ve been smoking as well? - Ju Tu Hai I´ve got something in my eye - Aut Mai Ai You explained that before, but finally I understand - Ai See Nau Listen baby, isn´t that a pretty and romantic sky tonight? - Mun So Brait Let´s get outta here and that fast as hell! - Fa Kin Run Oh, just look at that Ferrari! - Big Boi Toi I´m just so horny - Ma Dik Big As I said before, Microsoft sucks! - Fa Kin Kom Pu Da I told You that´s he´s extremely ticklish! - Jum Pin Hai Hey buddy, I know it´s winter, but not THAT cold to pee outdoor - Wai Ju Ding So Tai Nee Ok listen, this got to look like an accident - Hit Mai Ai He’s cleaning his automobile - He Wa Shing Ka This is a tow away zone - No Pah King Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan It’s very dark in here - Wai So Dim Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting I thought you were on a diet? - Wai Yu Mun Ching Your body odor is so offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu I didn´t know that You knew the lyrics to The Macarena - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song I got this for free - Ai No Pei Phew, this bathroom stink! - Hu Flung Dung Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding See me as soon as possible - Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man - Dum Fuk I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat Our meeting is scheduled for next week! - Wai Yu Kum Nao Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo Great - Fa Kin Su Pah star if funny?
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i got a GREAT joke: There once was a pair of twins, Bill and Bob, they're identicle. So one day, Bill's boat broke and Bob's wife died on the same day. Old lady, Ms Johnson walked up to Bill, thinking that he was Bob and said "I am sorry that she's gone". Bill had thought that she was talking about his boat and said "Oh no, not at all, I never liked her anyway. I have rided on top of her so many times that there was a little hole on the bottom. The hole kept getting bigger and bigger as i used and rided on her more. Then i lent her to a few friends. The 4 idiots tried to use her all 4 at the same time, soon the hole became more like a crater. So thats why i had to get rid of her" Ms Johnson fainted This first and second was funny, the third was not. Its a stupid "joke" whether if its canto or mandirin, i think its got stereotype....
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Those are friggin funny!!!
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love the first one :-)
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the cough up some dough one made me laugh :]
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i like the chinese ones...they're not real right, that would be funny
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LoooooooooooooooL
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****************************** ive heard the train one and the chinese is sooooooooo funny i luv it
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************** Those are hilarious!
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Funny! Liked the first more
Title : Some jokes for ya'll
Description : Some jokes for ya'll ? A battle weary American soldier boarded a crowded train in in London during the early days of post-WWII, only t...